I'm pretty sure
That she's a girl
Cause I've seen her nude...
Just kidding, that's pretty rude
She's called Peter
Not Cal or Janita
If she's not a girl
Then I'm gonna hurl
Cos I sold my secrets
To an artificial, forged, bogus, fake, sham, phony, counterfeit, copy
I'm pretty sure
That she's a girl
Her parents had humor
Or a humungous brain tumor
She's called Peter
Not Cal or Janita
If she's not a girl
Then I'm gonna hurl
Cos I sold my secrets
To an artificial, forged, bogus, fake, sham, phony, counterfeit, copy
If she's not a girl
Then I'm gonna hurl
Cos that's pretty wrong
Since she owns a thong
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For Stacey's explosively stupid, alcohol-induced no-plot story, the Chronicals of Mona Bona.
My character is Peter, who is a girl. Who gave Mona some shiny rocks for her birthday.
Don't ask. Seriously.
Mona Bona is Copyright by Flarrie ([link]), so she has full OWNAGE.
My character is Peter, who is a girl. Who gave Mona some shiny rocks for her birthday.
Don't ask. Seriously.
Mona Bona is Copyright by Flarrie ([link]), so she has full OWNAGE.
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is it pink and fluffy? ooooh u kinky girl.. wat were you think as you sit right next to me.?
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I know what you hide
But never
Will i let you have me
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So, is it funny enough for you?
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photomanipulation | poetry | prose | anime/manga
Rodney McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
John Sheppard: Define strange.
Rodney McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?
Spare
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I know your desires
I know what you hide
But never
Will i let you have me
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It's Mona's best friend, Peter, who is a girl.
Hehe. I love it.
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EXANGELINE.
photomanipulation | poetry | prose | anime/manga
Rodney McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
John Sheppard: Define strange.
Rodney McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?
Spare
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photomanipulation | poetry | prose | anime/manga
Rodney McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
John Sheppard: Define strange.
Rodney McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?
Spare
Was that so hard to get?
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Will i let you have me
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